Angry Va jay jay

Driving to work I was, as usual listening to my favorite radio station. It is certainly not everyone’s cup of tea, but I can’t help laughing! Every week they have a segment called what’s wrong with you or what happened. Members of the public call in with their efforts to try to win tickets to a movie or music event. The stories get crazier every week, some are offensive, some turn your stomach, but some how they all still seem to make me laugh! I know what does that say about me?

Now I know I’m getting old, a little long in the Tooth, but yesterday’s winner, shocked me! Apparently there is a new trend that assists women to get drunk quicker. Now I’m from the North of England and have had my fair share of wobbly nights out, but I can honestly say, I’ve never wanted or needed to get drunk quicker! So the latest craze (stop reading now if you’re squeamish) is to take a tampon, soak it in Vodka and insert it! No, I’m not kidding! The girl that called in claimed she had tried it, her boyfriend was upset as it didn’t seem to be working so she tipped upside down, took the bottle and poured it in! Are you kidding me? No! Obviously the Eco system of the va jay jay did not take kindly to this interference and she ended up in the Emergency room, where doctors diagnosed her with “an angry vagina” well that was it, for the rest of my journey I was literally laughing out loud with a full belly chortle!  As a nurse you can imagine, I have had to see all kinds of things inserted in to every orifice, so the moral of the tale is.. Do not insert things where they are not meant to go!