Mile high club


It’s not often that I’m speechless but that certainly happened his week. I switched on one of my favourite radio stations to over hear a demonstration, actually a one minute preview for Porn.. For the Blind!
Now I can honestly say, I have never thought about this before, ever! But I was a little fascinated. I started to wonder how great a need there was for this type of product etc. as the preview went on I was becoming more and more shocked. Not by the content or I would have switched over, but by the clearly amateur narrative. I’m not an expert but I’m pretty sure that if I was in need of such a service and was paying for it, I’d want a whole lot better description. We were treated to what sounded like a middle aged lady complaining about why the women in the scene was getting so friendly with a guy she had just met! She described the pace like some one driving by and stealing liquor.. No idea what that even means! Now it was early morning so maybe it was edited. She did have me laughing all the way to work with how stunned she was by what she was seeing! but I would be shocked if that narration had any desired affect on any red blooded man or woman.

On the very same day the radio station was talking about how the interest in joining the ‘mile high club’ has increased. I can tell you that cramming myself into a stinky bathroom where there is pee up the walls and on the floor does not fill me with passion. However a company has decided to capitalize on this need…. And they are offering private flights for $450 for people to go and join the elusive mile high club, as long as its within the hour. Now correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the main part of joining that club about the thrill of possibly being caught? Doesn’t pre-booking a private plane have the opposite affect? Call me old fashioned but I kind of feel that if a guy paid $450 for one hour sex, wouldn’t that make you a glorified hooker? Just asking..

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About yorkshiremummy

Born and Raised in Yorkshire, Now at Large in North America. Working Wife and Mum of 2. Occasionally sarcastic, Often inappropriate, but always real! Having snorkeled with sharks in the Maldives, ridden an Elephant in Sri Lanka, swum in an underground river in Mexico and played with Lion cubs in South Africa, currently enjoying the crazy adventure of motherhood!
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One Response to Mile high club

  1. JallieDaddy says:

    Your radio stations sound a bit more ‘interesting’ than than the 1’s I’m used back in blighty!Thanks for sending me to bed with a smile

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