Performance art

I haven’t laughed as much recently. Day to day stress has taken its toll. Tonight however my quirky sense of humour was given a little treat that resulted in what can only be described as a full belly chortle!
I was watching a girlie comedy in bed. Usual plot, guy meets girl, girl gets mad at guy, they end up together! The surprising scene that had me shaking the bed with laughter is not for everyone..
The female lead was going to critique a performing artist for a local newspaper. The artist stripped naked in front of a live audience. He stood in front of a blank canvas and then he took a tube attached to paint cans. He inserted it in to his rectum. Filled himself with paint. Then to show how he expels negativity from his body, he bent over rapidly and expelled the colored paint from his butt that then splattered across the canvas! Now I am presuming this was completely fabricated for the movie..?! Surely it can’t be actually possible? Now I know it’s just acting but watching the male faces in the audience was priceless and of course the final piece was that the male lead got a little side splatter on his face! Yes I know my sense of humour leaves a lot to be desired, but hey ho, there you go! It gave me a giggle!


About yorkshiremummy

Born and Raised in Yorkshire, Now at Large in North America. Working Wife and Mum of 2. Occasionally sarcastic, Often inappropriate, but always real! Having snorkeled with sharks in the Maldives, ridden an Elephant in Sri Lanka, swum in an underground river in Mexico and played with Lion cubs in South Africa, currently enjoying the crazy adventure of motherhood!
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