Come on baby light my fire

Listening to my favourite radio station this morning and as usual the Dean Blundell team had me hysterical. The have a regular call in spot called ‘what happened’ and Fridays it’s always ladies day. This show is like a listeners version of fear factor, the stories can be the grossest, repulsive things you could imagine. This morning though a woman called in to talk about last weekend which started with how she lit a fire in her rear yard! Obviously the clean minded host jumped all over that and asked if that was code in her town for yearning for butt love?! Could just be my whacky sense of humour but it had me laughing as she flustered her way out of the question..
Got me thinking about what I’d say if I called in.. Would I tell the story of the woman with Elephantitis? The man with the coat hanger stuck in his penis? Or my all time favourite..the women in emerg with the potato. Issue?!


About yorkshiremummy

Born and Raised in Yorkshire, Now at Large in North America. Working Wife and Mum of 2. Occasionally sarcastic, Often inappropriate, but always real! Having snorkeled with sharks in the Maldives, ridden an Elephant in Sri Lanka, swum in an underground river in Mexico and played with Lion cubs in South Africa, currently enjoying the crazy adventure of motherhood!
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