Balancing act

Went out for an early dinner with the peeps. I was early so enjoyed the quiet and a nice glass of red! Decided I better quickly use the washroom, before my little troops arrived.

I rushed in and shoved open the door of the first stall to some resistance and an oooohhhh.

Then a slight show as the older lady who was clearly squat and trying to tinkle with no sprinkle… Wobbled over! 

What was I supposed to do? She caught her balance and slammed shut the door!

I feel bad! I’m pretty sure that there would have been water damage if you know what I mean! I hope she was at the end of her meal! 

Lesson to you ladies out there…. Lock the door before you try your balancing act!


About yorkshiremummy

Born and Raised in Yorkshire, Now at Large in North America. Working Wife and Mum of 2. Occasionally sarcastic, Often inappropriate, but always real! Having snorkeled with sharks in the Maldives, ridden an Elephant in Sri Lanka, swum in an underground river in Mexico and played with Lion cubs in South Africa, currently enjoying the crazy adventure of motherhood!
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