Funnies


Haven’t really felt  much like writing recently, but I thought having had a blast this week with my family I’d share a few of the funnies…

Driving along we were behind around 20 cars in traffic. The closest three were all a Toyota Corolla. Mum asks me, what’s the top selling car in Canada? I have no idea but I gave some consideration.. I think Honda Civic or the Toyota one.. Why can’t I think of its name, this went on a few minutes. I’m trying to remember what hubbies Mother has then Step dad says, well it’s obviously not the Corolla. Yes that’s it I say! As they fall about laughing I’ve been staring right at them for 5 minutes!

I bought a new set of cups / mugs from the grocery sore. On special for a dollar each. They’re really rather nice too!
I ask Step Dad.. Do you like my new one dollars cups? Wandallar he says.. Is that a new range at Ikea? Lol
Well he says what do you expect, I once took a box home from Ikea with one of the crazy range names and it said Wanker or something on it! By this time I’m hysterical, sure it did!

Stopped next to a new housing estate, the houses are very pretty but ridiculously priced. I explain they are $799,000.  Just in front is a massive billboard. I have a clear view, but his is slightly restricted. Step Dad says, they’ve gone up to… 899,993
As the car starts to move his view clears and the rest of the phone number appears LOL xxx 899, 993

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About yorkshiremummy

Born and Raised in Yorkshire, Now at Large in North America. Working Wife and Mum of 2. Occasionally sarcastic, Often inappropriate, but always real! Having snorkeled with sharks in the Maldives, ridden an Elephant in Sri Lanka, swum in an underground river in Mexico and played with Lion cubs in South Africa, currently enjoying the crazy adventure of motherhood!
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